The Sassy Gay Friend Test

My friend Lina and I are big fans of the YouTube sensation, Sassy Gay Friend. The Sassy Gay Friend is the beloved sequined-scarf-clad individual who saves meek and deluded women in literature from degrading or unhealthy relationships by restoring their confidence in totally platonic ways. 

Exhibit A:

The Sassy Gay Friend saves Eve from damning the female sex by advising her to go shopping instead of eating the apple. 

Exhibit B: 

Juliet is on the verge of killing herself over Romeo, but the Sassy Gay Friend intervenes. 

Exhibit C: 

Here, the Sassy Gay Friend saves the Giving Tree from the boy who played in her shade, and then "cut her like a bitch!". 

So the next time you find yourself agonizing over a compromising situation with your significant other, ask yourself, "Would my Sassy Gay Friend let me despair over this guy/girl?". 


If the answer is "No"...  MOVE ON. Your hair has never looked better!